M: she has a juicy butt....

M: by which i mean it says juicy

A: you have a one track mind...the PENIS TRACK

A: because christianity is confined to the size of your package

A: you could just send the y chromosome home.

M: ok, guys, go home. (looks at crotch and points out the door)

A: i think we have another x chromosome in the fridge.